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TOP 10 BLONDE JOKES: 1. The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. “Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”
2. Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. First Blonde: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked! Second Blonde: “Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!”
3. Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “it’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know, I can’t see anything.”
4. I’m changing my name to ‘Benefits’ on Facebook. Next time someone adds me, It will say ‘you are now friends with Benefits’
5. How do you keep a blonde busy? Give the blonde a piece of paper that has the words, ‘Turn over’ on both sides!
6. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? You knock on the door.
7. How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her drinks are on the house.
8. What did the blonde name her watch dogs? Timex and Rolex.
9. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
10. How does a blonde try to kill a fish? By drowning it.