Top 10 Dad Jokes To Celebrate Father's Day

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14 June 2014

We all love our dads and even more their jokes. We may find it lame but it doesn’t take too long to realise you’re telling them as well to your own kids – a circle of life

Source: Buzzfeed

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
‘Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad’.
What’s a quark? The sound a posh duck makes.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control…. I thought to myself: Well, this changes everything.
What does a grape say when it is stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
A ham, an egg, and a piece of toast go into a bar, and ordered drinks. Then the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”

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Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

‘Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad’.

What’s a quark? The sound a posh duck makes.

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control…. I thought to myself: Well, this changes everything.

What does a grape say when it is stepped on? Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

A ham, an egg, and a piece of toast go into a bar, and ordered drinks. Then the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”